This Valentines Day, are you sick of feeling tied down? Are you tired of being loved and showered in gifts and kisses? Would you rather spend Valentine's day in your fat pants, double fistin' spoonfuls of ice cream, watching the latest Nicholas Sparks troubled love story?
Well do I have exactly what you need!
Introducing the 2012 How To Be Single Guide!
The much anticipated, sequel to 2011's How To Be Single for 20 years, The How to Be Single Guide has everything you need to meet your single on Valentines Day goals!
Here is a Sneak Peak!
Ryanne's fool proof tips that are sure to leave you Single and Sassy!
1. Have a friend start and a Facebook album called "Awkward Pictures of Ryanne"
2. Show People Your abnormally large Tonsils
3. Let You Sister Take Your Glamour Shots. ( Also TAKE GLAMOUR SHOTS!)
4. Make Your Skirt into Prince of Siam Pants.
5. Harry Potter. Always lots of Harry Potter.
6. Pose in Wonder Pets masks. More than once. Always make sure someone takes your picture.
7. Figure out what you would look like with a large Schnoze.
8. Make Critter Stew for any and all Suitors.
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| *May Require Coon Skin Cap. |
9. Molest Trees and Shrubs.
10. Get way too excited about times you get to eat.
11. Spent an exorbitant amount of time making Indian Head Dresses and make yourself the chief.
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| Chiefs First Day of School. |
12. Reenact Yourself at 13 years.
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| Peace and Love <3! LOL! :) :) |
13. Do this. Every chance you get.
14. Practice Interpretive Dance
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| Daisy. Flourishing in the Sun. |
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| Radioactive Pollution. Killing the Wallaby |
15. And Most Importantly. If you want to STAY Single, don't make faces like these. WAY too attractive.
This book is now available in Store's everywhere.
Pick up your copy today and we will thrown in The How to Spill on Your Shirt Everyday booklet absolutely free!
Be Single and Sassy this Valentines Day!
That is all. :)
i want one!!
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