Mustaches: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

 All around Campus there is an epidemic among men, who would otherwise be attractive but have chosen to allow a fuzzy ornament to be visible above their upperlip.

The Mustache.

I don't care that you can grow hair on your face. It's gross.  I can grow hair on my legs, doesn't mean I should. 

Don't support those of the male persuation who willing to choose this form of leporasy.

Mustaches are not okay.

That is all.